I needed ideas for a cartoon. My Aunt Julia came through and said that she would like to see Cats on a UFO. This is what I came up with.
Muffy is a pink stuffed animal, she is the queen. The cat's go to her for advice. Meanwhile, this was not their spaceship, they stole it. They are Pirate Cats that are high on catnip. They hate dog's and humans. The brown cat (Shades) has a fanny pack full of freeze dried fish and some evaporated milk. When the leader (Roger) gets mad, he cracks the whip, only it's a cat toy. Don't tell him this or he will freak out and shit on the floor. The yellow cat (Dale) is a mutant freak that contributes nothing, he is in charge of cleanup. He has a lot of work to do. They felt sorry for the human... and left him some bird and mouse face trophies. He can't eat it though because they put tape over his mouth. Duct Tape. They use him as a scratching post, and lick his fingers with their hairy tongues. They are evil, dirty drug addict pirate cats.
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