Happy birthday Hubster

Happy birthday dad! says Dr.Ronald Skynard.

Its the hubsters birthday today. I suck at doing birthday related things. I don't really understand them. I had one good birthday when I turned 30. It was a surprise party that the hubster set up... I loved it because it was truly a surprise and because my closest friends showed up. I was actually really happy. Which is rare.

I wish I could do this for the hubster. I'm not friends with his friends, and most of them live over two hours away and they are dudes... dudes don't come running for birthday parties.

Instead, I'm going to make his favorite naughty pleasure. (chocolate chip cookies and/or tapioca pudding), and take him wherever he wants to go tonight without the monsters in tow.

He loves presents, but never needs anything nor will ask for something. I suck at giving presents... so this is a huge problem for me.

He is one of the most difficult people I know to buy for.

The only thing he likes are motorcycles, gnomes, little people, big people, small things, big things, novelty items, guns and animals wearing clothing (preferably tiny sneakers).

ho hum... think Liz THINIK!... what would he like....

I suppose I could dress Ron up in something great.
or beg someone to help me!

Ok.....
So if you have a motorcycle that you would like to donate to us, bring it over! He would love it.
better still, bring the motorcycle over with a big red bow, a dog wearing motorcycle goggles, boots and maybe some leather chaps will be driving it...., and in the side car there could be a drunk midget dressed up as a gnome holding some tapioca pudding.

My god.... his face would light up... he may even smile for the first time in years.... it would be the ultimate present!

It would make his day. and mine... since I pulled this amazing gift off!

so c'mon people. Help a lady out. Get my husband this amazing gift of love.

thanks.

or! I will get him this car to drive to work in... this would fit under  "Novelty Item!"